THE ANTICHRIST PREQUEL STORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BzkO7C7yOM
well for a while my friend alyssa was obsessed with an incel named james sapphire, i had no idea hwo he was nor did i care and me and jae and alyssa spent lots of time giggling and miking everyone else mad, but one day i found myself in james's server and got to talk with him, where i told his fortune and told him he was gonna be a hero. the poor fuckers forthune was so awful man, 5 great struggle/ karmic punishments. so there was one saving grace, the legend number. i told him the advice he needed to become the hero! what followed was not very heroic....
James had started convincing everyone to get cosmetic surgery and was selling consultations to steal a great many peoples souls to get small amounts of money and acquire power to use for satan. I found out about this when i entered a vc with him and all my friends in call and my irl friend Jack had lost their souls to james. i was unawares of what was occurring as my soul was for some reason immune to james and his astrology natal chart trick to suck the soul out through the ass. i learned of this method by chatting with one of the victims, poopboy. she told me what happened and told me to look in the numerology of james to find the answer. i found nothing to use except an ancient talisman: pictured below somewhere.
i wrote the talisman once and it was weak so i wrote it 15 times per page on 192 pages and accidentally linked them all. i told poopboy to draw the talisman and touch it, she did and felt a strong electric spark. i started posting it on jamer gamers server and people started touching it and even james touched it himself. i told everyone a poorly speculated lie that they were all going to die specific fates assigned to each number to return to god. god wasnt that mad but i was just being dramatic. it was funny to me as well. eventually i convinced a few people of what was going on as james had invited me to vcs to i assume taunt me or cry for help. eventually he stole alyssas soul and i joined afterwards and told jake to give the antichrist his soul and press a number that i tell him to press to get the best results. he did, he tried to type the numebr and nothing happened, so i told him to physically touch the screen. the force of the talisman and its 15x192 strength talisman opened up jakes third eye on the spot. he believed he was god for a few days.
dialing back to the start for a bit, having lost my soulmate to my own stupidity, i blamed myself and used the story to convince james was my soulmate and that i loved him very much and that i would even offer him my soul and go to hell with him and shit like overbearingly almost. i would consistently love and have faith in james and i would never abandon him the whole time. We had beaten the apocalypse by teaching the antichrist how to love...
beck to the present, jake and i explored his new "god" ability and mucked around. james was so impressed and had been satisfied with his love experience that he gave up being the antichrist and stopped trying to get surgery and likely gave up steroids and shit and loved himself. we had stopped the apocalypse of the bible by a team effort of james, jake, bonnie, christ, and that donnie darko guy. it was brilliant and jake had become completely spiritually awakened!
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